BANANA. PHONE. IT'S THE ONLY PHONE I'LL USE! I'm sorry. Banana phones make me yell via caps lock.

Death to decaf! I run mostly on coffee and sheer will power. Sleep is terrified of me.

Reads: College! The Best Seven Years of my Life! Means: It took a while. I don't wanna talk about it, okay?!

For all the flower children in the world. Flowers in your bathtub, what could be better?

This is for a 1" round pinback button/badge.

Full House had THE best quotes. The best ones are on these buttons. You get NINE (9) totally rockin' Full House quote buttons. John Stamos not included.

you're in BIG trouble, mister! (michelle)
have MERCY! (uncle jesse<3)
i'm doomed!! (stephanie)
cut it out (joey)
how rude! (stephanie)
kapeesh? (uncle jesse)
don't call me squirt! (michelle)
woah, baby! (michelle)
you got it, dude! (michelle)

Grammar Police : To serve and correct. Your grammatical errors are unsatisfactory.

This button in yellow and black is perfect for anyone who's dad is a soldier. If you have someone else who's a soldier (boyfriend, sister, mother, etc) - make a note at checkout and I'll change the wording.

My Grandmother is a breast cancer survivor. Do you wear pink for your grandmother? Show your support!

Perfect liberal buttons for perfect liberal people.

Left to right:
latte sipping liberal
(peace sign) Obama
lefter than liberal
i think; therefore i'm liberal.

Where's Waldo has NOTHING on Ninjas! Ka-pow. There's a NINJA on this button!

Whether you're unemployed, wanting to leave the cubicle and want to make crafting your main source of income, this is for you. "WILL CRAFT FOR FOOD."